"everywhere i go i see the same ho"

this time(ish) tomorrow i'll be on a plane(boo) to visit al and sf (yay!).

rules of plane engagement (when you're trying to avoid checking luggage):

C: these rules are weird, u can bring lipstick, but not mascara
C: like, wtf
C: "beware of the deadly mascara"
M: : lol...some girls are deadly with them
C: haha
C: ha, u can bring up to 4oz of eye drops or "personal lubricant"
C: hahaha
M: need more than 4oz shit
C: lol