quote of the day catch up

#1

"she fucking needs to get her brains fucked out good or something, god!"
-my boss's way of saying that the agonizingly overly detailed anal rententive message that a certain line producer left her annoyed her

#2

Annie: Well you seem excited about it, your nipples are all hard.
Me: It's cold down here!....And why are you looking at my nipples?


#3

"We have this book called Enchanted: Erotic Bedtime Stories for Women. So I was reading some and it got me all horny. And now i want to make out with someone. It doesn't really matter who. Maybe I'll jump on the UPS.."
-a friend who prob wishes to remain unnamed...although it's pretty damn obvious....