quote of the day

(inspired by the closed door to lisa and i's office and her crankiness at my quitting)

Matty: whats goin onin there??
ME: she's watchin a dvd
Matty: oh ok...i was gettin worried...i was considering barging in
ME: hahaha
ME: she's taken me hostage....
Matty: i imagined she had u chained to the radiator...wooden switch in one hand
ME: lol
ME: aw if it wasn't her, parts of that could actually be kinda hot
Matty: that freaky vibrator in the other hand
ME: haha
ME: if it won't freak u out, i have to show it to u
ME: you'll be amused i think
Matty: i can handle it
Matty: well not literally lol
ME: hahaha
ME: nice