blog backlog

As I'm currently all distracted and would rather be drunk and doing other things than be at work (I really do love this job tho), I'm gonna catch up on qotd's, in no real order....

The most random pickup line I've heard/read this month:
"Let me spoil you dimples.....I want to spoil you like its christmas "


what i'd rather be doing:

Laurs: its noon. you know what that means...tanqueray time!
Me: lol, i love that you waitied til noon


Ah old film school nemisi (is that a word?):

Matt: oh manhattan [manhattan, was our nickname for a certian girl, with a certian walk and a certian attitude, and a very "old money" sounding last name]...i have a feeling she's gonna be popping up in random places for 
the rest of our lives

Me: i know, we'll be like 80 and she'll come wheeling down the street at us, 
it'll be full ciricle

Me: i wonder what happened to her little lesbian sidekick

Me: remember her?

Me: you could tell toward the end she resented manhattan

Matt: oh yah...she may have just been a guest star in manhattan's life tho

Me: i always accociated her with dawn weiner

Matt: lol

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Me: like how'd she get to assist on palindromes? that's so not fair

Matt: uhhh...bitch

Me: i hate when the obnoxious assholes do well

Me: i wonder what jodain and kenny are up to speaking of

Me: i don't remember their last names to google them tho

Matt: kenny that fucker

Me: ha

Me: remember when he told u to get off the table

Me: i was so waiting for you to hit him

Matt: ummmm...OF COURSE i remember that...its when my hatred began to brew

Me: your face did that thing where if u were a cartoon steam would've been coming out of your head

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Me: how did she get a script into their finals?

Me: her script fucking sucked in class

Matt: i know totally lol

Me: although the fact that she seems to not have actually done anything with it makes me happy

Matt: who the hell decided to write that article about her?

Me: : i was wondering the same thing

Matt: something's fishy

Me: ha, i just thought of the most vulgar comment in response to that

Me: : which actually suits her....
Matt: lol




costume tips for the hot, single and looking "dead" gay guy:
"we can place the rips over stratigic areas, ie pecs/abs
and then make them all bloody like
which perhaps will glisten nicely or something
sexy dead chic"