flamming grasshoper

My favorite piece of gossip for the day is from the flamminggrasshoper.com:

"Reporters, friends, countrymen: we have this on hearsay. Don't know if it's an urban legend, but here it is... Whispers inside the Beltway say the WaPo is sitting on the story that not only was Cheney drunk when he shot his pal (in the face), but that everyone involved waited so long to report the incident because they needed time to hussle Cheney's mistress back into hiding."


too bad they can't prove it....asshole....