Sex Marathon

The topic of lunch conversation for the past 3 days in a row has been sex. This amuses me. What amuses me even more, is that we've each inadvertently taken turns being at the center of the conversation, each had our day.


Quotes of the day:

Me: "If i'm a slut..."
Matty: "...she's a hoebag"


Me: "It's nice to hook up with someone who's actually....hot"


Matty: "The purse is your pussy. She stole your pussy!"
(in reference to a dream I had about my ex stealing my purse...i should prob get a second opinion on that from my therapist, although matt's point about layers of compartments was well made...)


I love lunch. It's the reason I actually get up and come to work everyday.