yesterday

i've been trying to figure out how to translate me and melis's conversation yesterday into an amusing blog. i'm not sure if it'll ever work tho. it might be just us. there's probably too much history and explanation required, and you'd probably have to know the people we were talking about. this would make the blog only amusing to like 3 of the people who look at it (myself included).

here are a few quotes of the day that might translate tho:


Re: a girl from h.s.'s myspace page (of course it's myspace related)

Melis: Where is it?
Me: On the left, under all that sparkly shit.
Melis: That doesn't help, everything is sparkly. God, she has so much shit on her page it's going to give me a fucking seizure.


Re: the same girl's page and the fact that she lists her longest realtionship as 8yrs

Melis: wait...is she really trying to count it back that far? Were they actually even together for most of that?
Me: that would make her...16 and no, they were barely together for most of that.
Melis: 15, her birthday is two weeks after that date.
Me: funny that that's around the same time he was fucking *** behind her back.
Melis: OMG, one of her favorite books is "He's Just Not That Into You"
Me: HAHAHA and they're talking about getting engaged! Maybe she should've read that book a few more times....


Re: random (fucking random) high school kids finding me on myspace

Me: I still have no idea how ___ found me. It's only a matter of time before __ (the girl actually, that we were reffering to earlier) does. Really though, I'm not friends w/any of the other people on her friend list.
Melis: Umm Jackie?
Me: No...but Jackie is on your list...it's all through you! They all find me through you!
Melis: It's funny that I have more of them than you do.
Me: And you didn't even go to high school there.
Melis: Maybe that's why I have more of them than you do, haha.
Me: Ha, yeah, you aren't as jaded from having to spend that extra 4 years with them.