I love Rob Brezsny

"ARIES (March 21–April 19): I'm pleased to announce the imminent arrival of a new chapter in your own personal soap opera. It could include any of the following plot twists: midnight confessions, madcap sex farces, thumb-sucking saints, an invitation to play leapfrog with a unicorn, work turning into play and vice versa, a showdown between the reptile brain and the mammalian brain, a chance to bob for lollipops in a fountain, a thunderstorm coming just in time to douse a raging fire, samurai wearing pajamas, a super- natural ham sandwich, and opportunities to tinker with your "Me Against the World" attitude."


awesome, i want it all, bring it